May 2013
1 post
“English is so bad at describing what it means to grieve. We use words like...”
– P. Luna, Feelings We Need Words For (via titsany)
April 2013
1 post
Damn you, Ayn Rand.
But you’re right.
December 2012
1 post
November 2012
2 posts
September 2012
1 post
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Shits & Giggles 9
I’ve established that money means nothing.
As long as I’m happy and learning, I’ll live.
August 2012
2 posts
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Shits & Giggles 8
I have come to an ultimatum. My new hobby of choice is definitely going to be the banjo.
How cool is that? Banjos are cool.
Standard tuning is surprisingly just two octaves above the cello (C, G, D, A).
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Shits & Giggles 7
I have a pink toothbrush. I am unstoppable.
July 2012
15 posts
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Shits & Giggles 6
New York is only twenty hours away.
In approximately 19,200 breaths,
or 7 million lightning strikes,
or 24 million new posts on tumblr,
I will be in New York.
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Shits & Giggles 5
Sometimes I wish for traumatic experiences so I can write a better college essay.
The other day I was talking to my friend about how my mum is setting up some extra life insurance plan that will support my college tuition if she dies, and my immediate response was “Well, that’d make a good essay.” So yeah.
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Shits & Giggles 4
Within the first semester of junior year, I should be driving. I only have three more drive times and a test until I’m on my way. This means that I can drive to my cello teacher’s house for lessons. Cool. In addition to driving, my parents said I could pick up a new hobby or sport. Cool. My childhood was always deprived of “recreational activities” other than some music...
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Shits & Giggles 3
I’m leaving for New York in about five days! I can’t wait to see the MoMA and well…the whole city really.
It’s too bad that the New York Philharmonic’s concert season ends the day I land in New York and starts again the day after I leave.
I’ll actually be staying five minutes away from the city in New Jersey. Hopefully all the stereotypes aren’t true.
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God and the Meaning of Life
As much as I’d love to believe that a god or an afterlife exists, my rationality kicks me in the face. I mean, I don’t even have much rationality, but it’s always been pretty clear to me that there is absolutely no proof of the existence of a god.
I was raised in a strict, Christian home a mother who forced the idea of ignorance into my head, and well, look at me now. Here I am,...
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Shits & Giggles 2
Friend: I’m bored
Me: Hi, board. I’m chalk. We should be friends.
Friend: Nope. You’re done.
Me: What are you chalking about?
Friend: Just stop
Me: Am I going over, board?
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Musical Expression
“Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and cannot remain silent.” Victor Hugo
When it comes to music, it seems like there is an infinite number of genres, (ever heard of mathcore or independent folk polka?), but they all point to expression. Expression, according to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, is “a mode of significant representation or symbolism; especially a...
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Eugenics
The concept of eugenics is beautiful. (Breakdown: eu - good or well, gen - give birth… you get the idea.)
Who wouldn’t want to live in a world where people achieve better things? Think about it.
Eugenics are already widely used in agriculture; almost all of the foods we grow and eat are the cream of the crop when it comes to taste and nutrition. All of the clothes made from organic...
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Hypocrisy
I tend to be a really passive person. I usually don’t give a flying fuck about anything, but I’m really getting tired of taking your shit.
And that’s okay—we were bound to end up like this.
You don’t need me, and I don’t need you.
Adiós
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Love
Here is a dictionary definition of the verb, to like: to feel attraction toward or take pleasure in.
Now here is a dictionary definition of the verb, to love: to feel attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers.
The words are interchangeable, based on connotation. Love is just a superlative of like. The only arguable difference is hormonal release between the...
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Homosexuality and Identity
Homosexuality
Who the fuck cares about what you are doing or what you want to be doing with your genitalia?
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Identity
Consider the following. You have created a community in which someone can claim to be an autistic pangender asexual demiromantic trans-Asian cat otherkin and not be immediately denounced as a troll. Whether you think these identities are valid or not, you find...
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Shits & Giggles 1
I thought I was clever when I (thought I’d) made the word shitzophrenia…turns out it’s pretty unoriginal.
AP Test scores came in the mail, and I got a 4. Not bad.
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Relativity
When people talk about their problems and some hypocritical cock, like me, tells them off by saying, “Hey, there’s always someone out there having a shittier time than you,” I fucking hate it.
Your problems are relative to your individuality and your jungle gym.
Let me put this into perspective.
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This is Hayley Okines. She’s quite the happy chap. She has a...
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Complexity
Not a single person is complicated.
People just enjoy drowning in their silly little puddles of piss and tears.
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About
This is the very first post on my blog. Perhaps typing this all out will be therapeutic.
“In addition, psychopaths rationalize their ruthless and inhumane behavior by feigning victim rather than perpetrator. By convincing themselves that their actions are merely of a defensive rather than offensive kind, they have a basis to rationalize their hostile behavior towards, what they regard as,...
